Let’s Get Nekkid!

Good morning all you Gauche Femme Fatales!  Have we got a treat for you!  And you thought trick or treating was all done!

What do “nekkid” colors, awesome kits, and woodgrain have in common?  How about I show you!  Kick up your stilettos and fishnets, grab a mimosa or bloody mary, and rest your tush on your red chaise lounge.  You are going to LOVE what Gauche Alchemy has in store for you!

First, let’s talk wood.  ::snicker::  More like WOODGRAIN, you cheeky li’l tarts!  Gauche Alchemy has gotten their well manicured hands on some woodgrain…..PUNCHINELLA!  I shiz you not!  We are fo’ realz!  I have the photos to prove it!

Dark Woodgrain Punchinella (5mm)…Oh my wood!
Light Woodgrain Punchinella (6mm)…Got wood?

I told you!  And to have it in 2 colors?!  How awesome is that!  However, there is a catch.  If you want some, you may want to order it soon because once it’s gone, it’s very unlikely we’ll get it back in stock.

Now, let’s get “nekkid”!  The lovely ladies at Gauche Alchemy have debuted another stellar kit for you!  And this one is mind-blowing!  Let’s break out our poles and stilettos and give it up for the “Bare Nekkid Mixed Media Kit“!

Here’s what you get with this amazingly huge kit:

12×12 Paper Mix

12×12 Paper Mix:

– Bazzill Basics Simply Smooth cardstock in Ivory
– Basic Grey Basic Manilla Bulletin paper
– Jillibean Soup Cold Raspberry Fresh Cherries paper (polka dot pattern)
– American Crafts Hello Sunshine Splendor paper
– American Crafts Hello Sunshine Gossamer paper (herringbone pattern)
– 3 assorted papers from Tim Holtz’s Ideology Kraft Resist line
– 1 sheet each of kraft and white Ouchless Cardboard

Gauche Alchemy Signature Ephemera Mix

 Signature Ephemera Mix:

-1 sheet vintage sheet music
-Vintage dictionary page
-2 pages of foreign text

Embellishments

Embellishments Included:

-several buttons and brads
-a wood word game cube
-a sheet of kraft photo corners
-2 swatches of lace – black and brown/cream
-cork (about 5″ square)
-1 yard of brown fiber ribbon
-a length of paper rope
-3 swatches of punchinella (4 mm white, 6 mm laminate, and 6 mm chocolate brown)
-a piece of white plastic canvas
-Jillibean Soup kraft mini letters (over 900 of them!)
-Kaiser Craft Art Deco MDF album with patterned cover and 4 pages

And guess what?!  We aren’t done with you yet!  Gauche Alchemy is also offering a mini kit, “Nearly Nekkid“!  

Nearly Nekkid

This mini kit includes:

-Kaiser Craft MDF Mini Victorian Tag album with 5 pages
-Jillibean Soup kraft mini letters (over 900 of them!)
-mini brads and buttons
-a length of brown twine
-a length of chocolate brown large ric-rac
-a length of ivory lace
-a piece of ivory tulle

More Nearly Nekkid!

Embellishments Included:

-a piece of black plastic canvas
-a small piece of white and kraft ouchless cardboard
-a white plastic barrette
-5 assorted Bazzill Basics Half the Edge kraft paper strips
-2 mini clothespins
-Basic Grey Basics 6″x6″ paper, brown, 1 each of 9 patterns
-3 small swatches of punchinella (8 mm clear, 5 mm dark brown laminate pattern, 10 mm iridescent gray)
-1 square of vintage braille paper
-1 vintage dictionary page
-3 foreign text pages
-1 manilla tag
-dress pattern tissue

The Bare Nekkid kit is available for $39.00 and the Nearly Nekkid kit is $22.00.  Oh!  And let’s not forget……FREE SHIPPING!   Both kits and the woodgrain Punchinella are available in the Gauche Alchemy store.

Mind-blowing!  Absolutely mind-blowing!  I know it knocked my schoolgirl skirt off and got my fishnets in a bunch!  Good thing for my handy-dandy flask of Jameson to get my nerves all settled after revealing all of this in its glory!  Whew!  ::fanning face:: I don’t want my falsies and non-waterproof mascara to run down my face!  ::fanning face again::

Better get yours before they are sold out!  Don’t forget your Bloody Mary (I added another shot of vodka for you!)!!

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